You Know You Are Addicted To The Internet When
• Your bookmarks list takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom.

• You refuse to go to a vacation spot with no electricity and no phone lines.

• You finally do take that vacation, but only after buying a cellular modem and a laptop.

• You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap, and your kid in the overhead compartment.

• Your dreams are in HTML.

• All of your friends have an @ in their names.

• Looking at a pageful of someone else's links, you notice that you've been to all of them.

• You believe nothing looks sexier than a man in boxer shorts illuminated by a 17" LCD Flat-Panel Monitor.

• You code your homework in HTML and give your intsructor the URL.

• You name your children Google, Friendster and Blogger.

• You miss more than five meals a week downloading the latest MP3's off Kazaa Lite.

• You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back.

• Your virtual girlfriend finds a new sweetheart with a larger bandwidth.

• Your wife makes a new rule: "The computer can not come to bed."

• The last hottie you picked up was only a jpeg.

• You ask a plumber how much it would cost you to replace the chair in front of your computer with a toilet.

• Your sweetie says communication is important in a marriage. So you buy another computer and network them together so that you can IM each other anytime. • You start using smileys in your snail mail.

• You type faster than you think.

• You double click your TV remote.

• You can now type over 70 WPM.

• You message someone via IM when they are less than 20 feet away.

• You have more browsers than friends in the real world.

• You run four chat programs all at once. Yahoo Messenger, ICQ, AIM and MSN.

• You sign off and your screen says you were on for 3 days.

• You purchase a vanity car license plate with your screen name on it.

• You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant message to.

• You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.

• Your teacher or boss recommends a drug test for the blood shot eyes.

• The letters have come off your keyboard from excessive use.

• You order pizza online - because you can't be bothered to call.

• You say "SCROLL UP" when someone asks what it was you said.

• You enter a room and get greeted by 25 people with {{{hugs}}} and ** kisses**.

• You're on the phone and say BRB.

• The last movie you've seen was on your Quicktime player.

• You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to the internet.


jst bored...
i saw this on a forum site anndd guess i just wanted to post it here soo read it if ure interested hehehe